Title: How We Build Mountains
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Scotty/Uhura, past Spock/Uhura, some background Kirk/Spock
Rating: G
Word count: ~800
Summary: How Scotty and Uhura came to be. Set post-TSFS, but it's kind of a strange blend of TOS and XI. Warnings for gratuitous metaphor.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Engineering's a tomb or a womb or a belly, Scotty doesn't care which... )

Title: Gods and Men
Fandom: Football (with a little ST just for kicks)
Pairing: Diego Maradona/OMC
Rating: R
Word count: ~2700
Summary: Boy meets legend. Things don't go too well.
A/N: This is basically an unholy mix of Kirk as Shatner as Maradona, and Spock as Spock, and everyone as Argentinian, the blame for which lies solely on  this convention report ( Read more... )

Title: Win-Win
Fandom: STXI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~2200
Summary: England win World Cup; Kirk and Spock to wed.
A/N: Impossible, I realise, but that's what fiction's for. Besides, England might have done a lot better if they'd had James T. Kirk.
Disclaimer: Not mine. All lies.

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Title: Beautiful Game
Fandom: STXI
Pairing: K/S
Rating: PG-13 
Word Count: ~800
Summary: Football AU. Kirk and Spock meet on opposing sides at the FIFA World Cup.
A/N: A little something to make up for the stupidity that was the end of the Brazil-Cote d'Ivoire match. This came out of the Toure/Drogba neck kiss.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Kirk kisses him every time they score a goal. )

Title: Fed (C)up
Fandom: STXI
Pairing: K/S preslash, remote S/U
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1300
Summary: Spock is not quite so tolerant of certain forms of madness. For this prompt on the kink meme, which wasn't mine, but which might as well have been: WORLD CUP 2260! What hijinks ensue??
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( James T. Kirk looked over at his communications officer and grinned. It had taken him three long years, but he had finally found her weakness. )

Title: In which Ensign Cupcake isn't a BAMF, Part V
Fandom: STXI
Pairing: Cupcake/That Vulcan Bully, background K/S
Rating: NC-17 for sex, abuse of italics, Cupcake's vocabulary
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: In which Ensign Cupcake isn't a BAMF... but has a pretty good time anyway. For this prompt on the kink meme: Somehow one of Spock's childhood ( Read more... )

Title: Four Square, Part I
Fandom: STXI
Pairing: KirkPrime/SpockPrime/Kirk/Spock
Rating: NC-17 for an eventual attempted mpreg ménage à quatre. Yes, that is as awkward as you think.
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: Kirk suggests a foursome. Spock has some trouble with the idea. Standalone sequel to The Womb of Joy.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( One time, they tried a foursome. )

Title: The Womb of Joy
Fandom: STXI and Generations
Pairing: K/S, twice
Rating: PG-13 for mpreg and other horribly mangled science
Word Count: ~2400
Summary: In the Nexus, fantasy gives rise to reality. For this prompt on the kink meme.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( The man who came through the portal was fat, pregnant, and extremely emotional... )

Title: Disillusionment
Fandom: ST:TOS
Pairing: K/S
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~400
Summary: An exercise in diction. One day he went into a tailor's shop and discovered that he was fat.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Jim Kirk operated on the assumption that he was awesome... )

Title: Mothers Know Best
Fandom: STXI-- but Sarek and Amanda at least are strangely TOS
Pairing: Winona/Amanda friendship, Sarek/Amanda, K/S
Rating: R
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Inspired by this prompt on the kink meme:  AU in which Winona Kirk and Amanda Grayson meet and decide to play matchmaker and get their sons together...
Disclaimer: Not mine.

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